Capbancargig is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, prudent porpoise.

Capbancargig created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capbancargig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Capbancargig, he will be mildly annoyed.

Capbancargig's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Capbancargig's Holy Commandments

1. Capbancargig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Capbancargig loves nematodes, so they must be respected.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Capbancargig in the centre of the settlement.

4. Capbancargig loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Retreat if six manatees approach from the west.