Fitbuggod is a god.

It takes the form of a large, merciful hyena.

Fitbuggod created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitbuggod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fitbuggod, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fitbuggod's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Fitbuggod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Retreat if eight hamsters approach from the west.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about gravity near shrews while wearing pink corsets.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.