Tigfod is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, idiotic chinchilla.

Tigfod created the solar system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigfod, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tigfod, it will send you a sign.

Tigfod's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tigfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.