Gofrowham is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, irritating dragonfly.

Gofrowham created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofrowham, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gofrowham, she will remove you from existence.

Gofrowham's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Gofrowham's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Gofrowham on top of important buildings.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.