Bonbomstrag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring wren.

Bonbomstrag created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Bonbomstrag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bonbomstrag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bonbomstrag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bonbomstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured moths.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Bonbomstrag loves ants, so they must be honoured.