Kopdosszog is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, omniscient yak.

Kopdosszog created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopdosszog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kopdosszog, she will turn you into a tree.

Kopdosszog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Kopdosszog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not skip in public.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never feed lots of rice to foxes while wearing brown ear rings.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.