Zanwittim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unsympathetic meerkat.

Zanwittim created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanwittim, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanwittim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Zanwittim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Zanwittim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.

3. Always look after injured doves.

4. Retreat if six eagles approach from the north.

5. Do not cook food in pots.