Nuttcapvon is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous butterfly.

Nuttcapvon created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttcapvon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nuttcapvon, he will strike you with lightening.

Nuttcapvon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nuttcapvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Always help sick squirrels.

5. Run away from green grasshopers, for they are unholy.