Legdibged is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humorless seal.

Legdibged created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legdibged, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Legdibged, it will turn you into a dog.

Legdibged's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Legdibged's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Legdibged on top of all buildings.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never sit in the presence of horses.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.