Fatflowyen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm slug.

Fatflowyen created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatflowyen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fatflowyen, it will laugh at you.

Fatflowyen's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Fatflowyen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never sing in the presence of cats.

4. Never think ill of sick voles.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.