Baflipraptag is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, almighty ferret.

Baflipraptag created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Baflipraptag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Baflipraptag, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Baflipraptag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Baflipraptag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never sit in the presence of swans.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.