Wodbepbam is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, awesome jellyfish.

Wodbepbam created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodbepbam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wodbepbam, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Wodbepbam's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Wodbepbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear violet shoes.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Never talk about fire.