Tifzutlun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, humane crow.

Tifzutlun created time and space five million years ago.

If you believe in Tifzutlun, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tifzutlun, it will destroy your favourite star.

Tifzutlun's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tifzutlun's Holy Commandments

1. Tifzutlun loves ants, so they must be honoured.

2. Never bounce in the presence of capybaras.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Never sit in holy places.