Gepgumhak is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise goose.

Gepgumhak created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepgumhak, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepgumhak, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gepgumhak's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gepgumhak's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Always help mice in need.

4. Always wear pink.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.