Honzum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, generous penguin.

Honzum created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honzum, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Honzum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Honzum's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Honzum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four mice approach from the east.

2. Never skip in the presence of squirrels.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never talk about swans.

5. Do not eat oranges.