Tammobkin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, smart capybara.

Tammobkin created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Tammobkin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tammobkin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tammobkin's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Tammobkin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about asteroids.