Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, overgenerous fairy.

Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed created the universe seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed, she will turn you into a duck.

Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed's Holy Commandments

1. Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed loves gulls, so they must be respected.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Labcebjanbabvilbaflimman Bodpittinfed.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near foxes while wearing black rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your legs.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Never talk about nebulae.