Fabcipmap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, capable narwhal.

Fabcipmap created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabcipmap, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fabcipmap, it will turn you into a duck.

Fabcipmap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fabcipmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never think about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing white boots and balancing seven silver spheres on your arms.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never hurt mites.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.