Flapgod is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented jackal.

Flapgod created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Flapgod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flapgod, he will turn you into a dog.

Flapgod's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Flapgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Flapgod loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not sit in public.