Dosstimfarnzen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, witty squirrel.

Dosstimfarnzen created the planet Saturn five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dosstimfarnzen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dosstimfarnzen, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dosstimfarnzen's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Dosstimfarnzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.