Motstafpak is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, staggering deer.

Motstafpak created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motstafpak, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Motstafpak, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Motstafpak's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Motstafpak's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not take Motstafpak's name in vain.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Put Motstafpak first in all things.