Tunweggessmapgessyimmitpark is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, bad-tempered wolf.

Tunweggessmapgessyimmitpark created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tunweggessmapgessyimmitpark, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tunweggessmapgessyimmitpark, she will not care.

Tunweggessmapgessyimmitpark's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tunweggessmapgessyimmitpark's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tunweggessmapgessyimmitpark.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.