Fasdadsas is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, fussy manatee.

Fasdadsas created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasdadsas, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fasdadsas, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Fasdadsas' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Fasdadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Always pray immersed in water.