Hunvagsabbit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless manatee.

Hunvagsabbit created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunvagsabbit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hunvagsabbit, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hunvagsabbit's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Hunvagsabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near sheep while wearing blue shorts and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not stand on grass.