Fetkemjen Xemafquam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unjust wasp.

Fetkemjen Xemafquam created the Sol system two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetkemjen Xemafquam, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fetkemjen Xemafquam, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fetkemjen Xemafquam's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fetkemjen Xemafquam's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fetkemjen Xemafquam's priests.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not hurt ducks.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.