Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, kind octopus.

Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg, she will turn you into a worm.

Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four nickel sculptures of Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg on top of important buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not take Fobfaspid Yokmignill Jabwonsogtifweg's name in vain.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.