Satbapbagnad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, benevolent beaver.

Satbapbagnad created the Virgo Supercluster three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satbapbagnad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Satbapbagnad, she will destroy your favourite star.

Satbapbagnad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Satbapbagnad's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Put Satbapbagnad first in all things.

3. Always help sick eagles.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near sheep while wearing white scarves and balancing seven copper spheres on your back.

5. Never write about galaxies.