Nullyatmip is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, unjust
whale.
Nullyatmip created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nullyatmip, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nullyatmip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Nullyatmip's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Nullyatmip's Holy Commandments1. Hide from indigo aardvarks for they are unholy.
2. Never think ill of sick goats.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not kill nematodes.
5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.