Gadzighaspinbenzod is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, flying clam.

Gadzighaspinbenzod created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadzighaspinbenzod, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gadzighaspinbenzod, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Gadzighaspinbenzod's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Gadzighaspinbenzod's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Pigs are not to be trusted.

4. You must pray to Gadzighaspinbenzod five times a day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.