Sugdottab is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unfair yak.

Sugdottab created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugdottab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sugdottab, it will ignore you.

Sugdottab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Sugdottab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four bats approach from the west.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

5. Never bounce in the presence of turtles.