Gadhubyarpbestspagbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, astonishing bear.

Gadhubyarpbestspagbonk created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gadhubyarpbestspagbonk, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gadhubyarpbestspagbonk, it will throw large rocks at you.

Gadhubyarpbestspagbonk's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Gadhubyarpbestspagbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

3. Do not kill monkeys.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never write about nebulae.