Himfetsit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong jackal.

Himfetsit created time and space four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Himfetsit, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Himfetsit, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Himfetsit's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Himfetsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never feed wheat to squirrels while wearing yellow kilts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Never skip near bats.