Zigdossnab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive rhinoceros.

Zigdossnab created matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigdossnab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zigdossnab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zigdossnab's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zigdossnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Retreat if six snails approach from the east.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.