Rakbetvag is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, fussy yak.

Rakbetvag created time and space two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rakbetvag, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Rakbetvag, it will not invite you to parties.

Rakbetvag's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Rakbetvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Do not drink alcohol.