Kipbumfob is a god.

It takes the form of a small, idiotic fairy.

Kipbumfob created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Kipbumfob, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kipbumfob, it will turn you into a mouse.

Kipbumfob's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Kipbumfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Kipbumfob's priests.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about stars.