Higdogbon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless manatee.

Higdogbon created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Higdogbon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Higdogbon, he will remove you from existence.

Higdogbon's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Higdogbon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Higdogbon's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Fast once a month.

4. You must love Higdogbon.

5. Respect your elders.