Lidfasflam Kopbetfas is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, smart wyvern.

Lidfasflam Kopbetfas created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidfasflam Kopbetfas, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lidfasflam Kopbetfas, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lidfasflam Kopbetfas' most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lidfasflam Kopbetfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidfasflam Kopbetfas.

3. You must never eat corn.

4. Feed all hungry manatees.

5. Fast once a month.