Pakcan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, awe-inspiring goose.

Pakcan created the world three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pakcan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pakcan, she will laugh at you.

Pakcan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Pakcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

3. Never hop in the presence of rats.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. Never write about chromosomes.
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