Sagflytetti is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, resourceful bee.

Sagflytetti created matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Sagflytetti, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sagflytetti, he will turn you into a mouse.

Sagflytetti's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Sagflytetti's Holy Commandments

1. Sagflytetti must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think ill of sick shrews.

3. Do not keep five horses in a large pit.

4. Always look after injured sharks.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.