Gamwodgep is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, all-powerful owl.

Gamwodgep created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Gamwodgep, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gamwodgep, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gamwodgep's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Gamwodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gamwodgep.

4. Gamwodgep loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never paint your head cyan.