Dubhamrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, sage hummingbird.

Dubhamrut created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dubhamrut, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dubhamrut, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubhamrut's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dubhamrut's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dubhamrut.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Never laugh near birds.

4. Never hurt ants.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dubhamrut.