Straghombon is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, almighty
wyrm.
Straghombon created a down quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Straghombon, he will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Straghombon, he will turn you into a giant slug.
Straghombon's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Straghombon's Holy Commandments1. Run away from gray whales, for they are unholy.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not keep seven eagles in a large pit.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Do not commit murder.