Stanhimwat is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, benevolent
hamster.
Stanhimwat created silver five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Stanhimwat, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Stanhimwat, she will turn you into a tree.
Stanhimwat's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.
Stanhimwat's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Always wear green.
3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
4. Always help sick monkeys.
5. Never write about planets.