Pangnuttyoggig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless parrot.

Pangnuttyoggig created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangnuttyoggig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pangnuttyoggig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pangnuttyoggig's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Pangnuttyoggig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Worship no other gods but Pangnuttyoggig.

3. Do not eat limes.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. Do not stand on grass.