Bumtomzag is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, sapient mongoose.

Bumtomzag created the planet Earth three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumtomzag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bumtomzag, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bumtomzag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bumtomzag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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