Yartdodwigyatdum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, flying human.

Yartdodwigyatdum created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartdodwigyatdum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yartdodwigyatdum, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yartdodwigyatdum's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yartdodwigyatdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always obey Yartdodwigyatdum's priests.

5. Do not kill pigs.