Cammonlan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humorless horse.

Cammonlan created a down quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Cammonlan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cammonlan, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Cammonlan's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Cammonlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never look at planets.