Fomgigfit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking
alligator.
Fomgigfit created dark matter nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fomgigfit, it will grant you eternal life.
If you do not believe in
Fomgigfit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Fomgigfit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Fomgigfit's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Put Fomgigfit first in all things.
3. Always help manatees.
4. Never talk about whales.
5. Do not eat peas.