Fomgigfit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking alligator.

Fomgigfit created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomgigfit, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fomgigfit, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fomgigfit's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fomgigfit's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Put Fomgigfit first in all things.

3. Always help manatees.

4. Never talk about whales.

5. Do not eat peas.