Nartfoncidgov is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, almighty dog.

Nartfoncidgov created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartfoncidgov, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nartfoncidgov, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nartfoncidgov's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Nartfoncidgov's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine lead sculptures of Nartfoncidgov on top of important buildings.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Do not wear red clothing.
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