Gumgabkop is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, thoughtless goat.

Gumgabkop created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgabkop, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumgabkop, she will turn you into a mole.

Gumgabkop's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gumgabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Never feed apples to horses while wearing rings.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.